As I hydroplaned down Texoma Parkway for the 87th time this summer and contemplated a trade-in of my car for a swampboat-type vehicle, I thought it necessary to vocalize, or at least type, my frustration with the weather....
Dear Rain,
We get it. You're a big deal.
But this is not Miami or Seattle, or the Everglades.
We're good here. Everything is green.
So stop already.
Sincerely,
Everyone
